The dogs retrieved the Constitution from its perch and chewed it up like a rubber chipmunk, forcing the lawyers to turn catty as they attempt to save the feline only pet store/mecca of CatSmartCo before it is infiltrated by canines under the banner of affirmative action. But the NÜTER-ing (No Undermining of True Equal Rights) Movement may get snipped before it has begun. This musical is a low tech farce with flinging toy cats, spears made from broomsticks, and helmets with ears on top.
By Sarah Dubinksy
Composed by Sarah Dubinsky and Melanie Heit Rivellese
An Offsides NJ Production by Jennifer DiOrio